New Emoji installment. Women: 1 / Men: 0 - By: Siclari / Pop Culture

New Emoji's were released. Little did Apple know, they gave women a loaded weapon. 
Well it happened gentleman. Without saying a word woman can take down men around the world.
                I am all about the new Emojis/2019 hieroglyphics including everyone, but I think Apple went too far with this new installment, specifically one. . ..





Women have more power than ever now. Every time you say something stupid all they have to do is send 1 little (no pun intended) emoji and they win the argument.  Single men beware.  Married men beware.  With a single character women can make you question everything about your life.


             Picture this. You’re at a bar and you meet a girl, you take her home. She leaves in the morning. You wake up, check your phone, and this is staring you in the face 






Good Luck. . . .

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